My shoulder pads are bigger than yours! The drugs in the 80's must have been wicked.

It could be said that every decade has its fashion mistakes. In the 70's, you had bell bottoms. In the 90's, you had flannel. In the 00's we've got bed head hairdos. The 80's were no different. We had teased hair, polo shirts with the collars up, and penny loafers.

Probably the most hilarious and ridiculous style, however, was the blazer. And it wasn't just any blazer. No, the 80's blazer had to have shoulder pads. Nothing said cool and sexy like a white jacket with enough shoulder padding to survive a ten story fall. Undoubtedly fueled by Miami Vice, the blazer was a staple at any social function.

My mom actually bought me one. I never wore it, though. Why didn't I wear it? It's possible that I refrained because I just didn't feel like I was cool or hip enough to pull the look off. More than likely, though, I refused to wear it because the one my mom bought me had glitter on it, lots of glitter. Whose idea was that? That's just stupid. Then again, we're talking about a blazer with shoulder pads. The road to Stupidville had already been taken. I suspect that my mom got it on clearance at the dollar store, but to this day she swears she didn't. It's still not as bad as the one my friend got. His mom bought him a white blazer with "Miami Vice" written on the back in large curvy pink letters. Even with that, he insisted I call him Crockett. I called him Suckit instead. And then he punched me. Yay!

Blazer Threat T-shirt

 

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